But I’m not waiting until 2012 to vote for a Palin. I’ll be casting my first ever Palin-specific vote for daughter Bristol – ‘The Pistol’ – on the ‘Dancing With The Stars’ finals.
She’s not the best dancer, I confess. But she is the only reason I have watched any of the show this year. Whether live or saved on the DVR, most times she’s the only one I watch. I have seen some others, but not a lot. The three left are, actually, the ones I like the most. But Palin is THE one I like most.
So, in the ‘Dancing With The Stars’ finale, I will be voting for Bristol Palin. It’s probably the closest to voting like a Liberal I’ll ever get. And it’s for a Palin!
Liberals tend to vote for the person they like the most. This time, that’s what I’m going to do.
Liberals like to vote for people based on who they are, rather than what they can actually do or accomplish. This time, that’s exactly what I’m doing.
Liberals especially like to vote for a “minority”, anyone they can identify as a “victim”. The way the Palin family has been treated by the media the last two years, that Bristol is female – still defined as a victim by the Left – and a young, unwed mother, yes, that’s exactly what I plan to do. I’m voting for the victim.
I’m voting for Bristol Palin because she’s so exceeded expectations, improved tremendously, wonderfully represented a portion of America rarely seen on that show. I’m voting for Bristol Palin because of the contestants who have been on that show who are in any way connected to the Conservative side of the political aisle, she’s definitely been the best. Admittedly, Tom Delay was embarrassing. But I never liked him in Congress either.
I AM going to vote for Bristol Palin and will be pushing every button on that telephone with a big smile on my face because I know if she wins, well, I know a lot of Liberals will need long, intensive therapy sessions. Some votes just keep on giving.
Palin 2010.
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